Thursday, May 28, 2009

for archiving and propaganda purposes

  • 13:03 My new superpowers include, but are not limited to, spontaneous vertigo and nausea. #
  • 19:42 has smashed her sleeping pattern (and new superpowers) with the Iron Fist of 5 ½ Hour Coma. For her next trick; egg + soldiers = inhale. #
  • 21:35 @lluke i think you think correctly. #
  • 21:49 @granfalloon jazz defies age. #
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  1. Anonymous30/5/09 01:46

    You seriously need new superpowers.

  2. Anonymous30/5/09 02:29

    However, if it makes you feel better, I too need new superpowers.

    I am gifted with the ability to grow hair all over my body at an incredible rate . . . except on my head; I can drink beer (or liquor) at slightly (read: significantly) slower than the speed of sound (but faster than "you"); and I can sprint faster than most smokers my age.


    -- E. Drake

  3. Believe me, I have been trying to get these superpowers replaced. They're still under warranty.