When you buy furniture from Ikea, and all the pieces required for assembly come in three separate boxes, none of which you're strong enough to lift, and the instructions specifically state that two people are required to put the item together, this means you should not invoke Constructorsaurus on your own.
When you buy furniture from Ikea, and all the pieces required for assembly come in three separate boxes, none of which you're strong enough to lift, the instructions specifically state that two people are required to put the item together, and indeed you are alone, this means you should not invoke Constructorsaurus on your own.
When you buy furniture from Ikea, and all the pieces required for assembly come in three separate boxes, none of which you're strong enough to lift, the instructions specifically state that two people are required to put the item together, indeed you are alone, and you're tired and brooding, this means you should not invoke Constructorsaurus on your own.
When you buy furniture from Ikea, and all the pieces required for assembly come in three separate boxes, none of which you're strong enough to lift, the instructions specifically state that two people are required to put the item together, indeed you are alone, you're tired and brooding, and you're drunk, this means you should not invoke Constructorsaurus on your own.
No, really.
Also the hammering pisses the neighbours off.
Still, partly assembled shelves make good cubby houses.
I expect I'll have to invoke Constructorsaurus for weeks to get this finished.
To add insult to injury, when pouring myself a drink, I ran out of mixer. First run out of drink, now out of mixer. Venture out to buy more? In this cold, wet, miserable night? I'm already doing cold and miserable just fine, no need for a hat trick.
I declare today over.
*by 'writers' I do of course mean 'everyone'.
I have one of those! I like the part where you have to get fourteen pegs in at once and if you pound any one of them in the other thirteen jump out.
ReplyDeleteEeeek! I'm hoping I have no such stage in this project. Just getting the pieces taller than I am into place with the wooden pegs is quite challenge enough.
ReplyDeleteI see you were wearing pants this time. Perhaps that was your mistake?
ReplyDeleteXD You could be so very right.
ReplyDeleteAlas, the fact that Winter just kicked in, I'm less inclined to go pantsless.