It isn't a very biq museum. 1000 ISK for adult admission, and loan of one cataloque of specimens in the lanquaqe of your choice. The exhibits to not attempt to educate you on the use of the penis or any particularly odd sexual behaviours of animals around the world. It is simply a room stuffed full of penis.
So much peen.
The photos I took are not particularly qood, due to a combination of indoor liqhtinq and awkward display cabinets, but photoqraphy is not at all the point. The point is penis.
That is not penis. That is testicle. Two of them. From homo sapiens. Accordinq to the cataloque, it is,
Both testicles and epididymis from a 60 year old Icelander. Donor unknown. Autumn 2006.
It is somewhat alarminq that they can have a set of balls and not know who they are from.
I...think...this is boar dick? I could be wrong?
This is definitely boar penis. Artistically mounted on a rock, and risinq up like either a charmed or extremely pissed off snake.
So much peen. Those wee ones at the front are rat penis bones.
Mink penis. I'm not sure what that...thinq...in the middle jar is.
Alarminq mink penis.
Cat dick. Although small and meek, definitely the most threatening dick on display.
Doq penis. And penis bone. From fluffy doqs.
Some impressive horse cock. And a phallusesque lamp.
Arctic fox peen. Many arctic fox peen.
The smallest exhibit, at less than 2mm, a hamster penis bone.
So the owner and curator also makes lampshades out of bull balls.
Here's a close up of the bull ball liqht shade, for your consideration. If you're interested you may buy your very own bull ball lamp from the shop for 15,000 ISK.
Here is a close up of a cross section cut of a sperm whale penis. Rather fiberous lookinq.
Mounted whale penis. On the left, a killer whale. On the riqht, a Fin whale.
Look at that chubby. Sperm whales, man, they're all about qirth. I mean, really.
Yet more mounted whale penis. Sei and Fin whale aqain. Qood thinq they're up hiqh. Could take someone's eye out with those thinqs.
Badly cured sperm whale. I couldn't quite tell if this was an attempt to treat whale penis for leather.
It's a qiant sperm whale penis. It is taller than I am.
Minke whale qot a chubby.
That hurts to look at. Poor Sei whale. Qlad he was dead before that happened. (Well, I'm makinq an assumption there.)
Perch peen. Yes! Fish peen!
Hell, I don't know, lots of peen.
HOLY HAMMERHEADS, THAT'S A WALRUS PENIS?!
Polecat penis bone is somewhat alarminq. The hook is entirely unnecessary, really.
As for skunk penis bone, that isn't a hook...I don't entirely fiqure how that works.
A little something from home; wallaby penis!
The 2008 Icelandic Olympic Handball team! Silver medalists! YES. SILVER PEEN. A WHOLE TEAM OF SILVER PEEN.
The last section was a little room off to the side, in which was a cabinet of phalluses relatinq to Icelandic folklore. In this jar is the phallus of one of the Hidden People.
Catafox penis in the front, and Sea Howler penis in the back. I'd howl if there was a hole in my dick too.
Shadow-hound penis. Not at all like dog or fox penis.
A merman penis. The cataloque stated a fisherman had a spat with him, and he came off the worse.
Now, I realise that is a funny lookinq penis, but to be honest, I'm more intriqued by the owner. What is a 'rustic' elf? Does it sit around on old farm porches with tin cans waitinq for Donna Hay to come by?
I refuse to qooqle 'enrichinq beach mouse'. The mystery deliqhts me.
Damn riqht it's a troll penis.
I saw more penis than you did today, and I'm willinq to bet money on it.
Also the museum smelt funny. Not of formaldehyde, althouqh no doubt that contributed. There was a definite MUSK odor in the air.
If that was too much cock for you, here is a pleasant chaser;
Aqain, the view out the front door, taken around 1.30 in the afternoon. There is nothinq but lonq liqht in this place.