Here we see the Great Nostromo, a MAN WITH UNCANNY NOSTRIL POWERS, using his particular talents for evil. HAIRY MCTAVISH, THE SCOTTISH DANCING WOMBAT, has been caught unawares and, jig disrupted, is about to meet a very sticky end. Along with some detatched assmonkey TOES and autonomous PURPLE COFFEE.
This is all taking place inside the WORLD'S BIGGEST CHIKO ROLL.
I don't think anything will ever live up to yesterday's picture, THANK THE NINE RINGS OF HELL FOR THAT.
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Oh noes!! Hairy McTavish is teh doomed!
ReplyDelete(I'm glad I'd finished my cup of tea before I saw this, else I'd have sprayed it over my monitor in a fit of laughter.)
NINJAS
ReplyDeleteI think the purple coffee is perfect and should appear in all future pictures. Also, the inside of the chicko roll is good - I've never actually known what they look like inside until now. You have changed my life.
ReplyDeleteMonkey magic being serenaded by/fighting a mexican ninja Mariachi band.
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