Is that an electricity bill in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
Oh, you're not pleased to see me.
Good thing I don't have a life, or this would severely cramp my style. Yikes. Guess I'm not buying another bookshelf next pay. Or, you know, eating anything other than plain cooked rice. You'll just have to put up with my continual whining about how cold I am, as that's clearly cheaper than turning on the heater.