Number of people who introduced themselves to me as "Arthur Miller": 0.
I coerced Gillian into saying it, but she immediately followed with a retraction of the statement. The awesome Elizabeth reflected that she should have said it, but didn't. And THE Arthur Miller did not introduce himself, but only requested that I sign his copy of Baggage to Arthur Miller. I have seen the Enigmatic Arthur Miller! But the challenge was something of a non-event. As such I will not be shoving a whole lolly snake up my nose and making a comic out of it.
Now I think of it.
People get books signed for friends all the time.
Which could mean.
Now I think about it.
That wasn't Arthur Miller at all.
THE MYSTERIES NEVER CEASE.