Come closer, I have something to tell you.
If you're on the Eastern Seaboard of Australia and you look towards the west, Jupiter, Venus and the Moon are giving you a smile that spans so many degrees, you'll never receive a bigger smile in all your life.
We also need to talk about...you know, Hot Fuzz. You've watched it 10 times in 10 days. C'mon now. I know it's funny, very funny, tailor made to your particular sense of humour, but seriously now. A balanced diet contains variety. The way you're going, you'll end up with a vocabulary that consists solely of quotes from Star Wars, Red vs Blue, Roald Dahl and now Hot Fuzz. Stop it.
Well, your dinner date cancelled. You have the evening free. What you thinkin'?
Right. Stupid question, really. At least go and make tomorrow's lunch before pressing play.
Also, you look like a right twat with a shark in your ear.