Monday, December 15, 2008

More Advice For Writaarghs

Don't wear heels higher and narrower than you're used to.
Don't wear heels if there is going to be alcohol involved.
Don't wear heels if there is going to be alcohol involved and you know you have to climb your crazy ass stairs to get to your front door.
Don't wear heels if there is going to be alcohol involved and you know you have to climb your crazy ass stairs to get to you front door and you've forgotten to leave the outside light on.

And by 'writer', I do of course mean 'women and cross-dressers'.

Good night.

2 comments:

  1. I shall remember this. In fact, I shall wear leggings today specifically so I can remember this and be a cross-dresser. I would go further, but I have no stairs and am too tired to build them today.

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  2. Stairs are all very well, except if they're mine. Even in broad daylight when I'm in my chucks I find going down them scary. I'm going to fall to my death sooner or later.

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