Wh-wh... you're not kidding? You were in The Presence? (I'm notoriously gullible, but I have to ask.) Of course, he would thus have been in Your Presence too -- lucky man!
YES. It was very embarrassing walking into work like that.
Although, this anecdote continues somewhat, because I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY when I got into work, and made the mistake of walking up to the first people I saw, instead of people who would appreciate this encounter.
ME: I JUST STOOD NEXT TO NICK CAVE. Them: ...who? ME: NICK CAVE. I STOOD NEXT TO HIM. Them: ...do you know him? I don't know him. Me: Nick Cave. And the Bad Seeds. The musician. Them: Oh. Was he in Neighbours? Me: NO- but he did sing that murder ballad with Kylie. Them: Oh, I know that song! Me: Yes! That's him! Them: Don't know him. Me: ... Them: Wait, do you mean Nicholas Cage? Me: NO.
I...thought everyone in Australia knew Our Nick. I am shocked that someone does not. I go now to eat blackest Vegemite and contemplate the vastness of human ignorance...
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Wh-wh... you're not kidding? You were in The Presence? (I'm notoriously gullible, but I have to ask.)
Of course, he would thus have been in Your Presence too -- lucky man!
I think he's stalking you.
; )
Not kidding. It was him. My head exploded.
A bloody halo like a think bubble? XD
YES.
It was very embarrassing walking into work like that.
Although, this anecdote continues somewhat, because I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY when I got into work, and made the mistake of walking up to the first people I saw, instead of people who would appreciate this encounter.
ME: I JUST STOOD NEXT TO NICK CAVE.
Them: ...who?
ME: NICK CAVE. I STOOD NEXT TO HIM.
Them: ...do you know him? I don't know him.
Me: Nick Cave. And the Bad Seeds. The musician.
Them: Oh. Was he in Neighbours?
Me: NO- but he did sing that murder ballad with Kylie.
Them: Oh, I know that song!
Me: Yes! That's him!
Them: Don't know him.
Me: ...
Them: Wait, do you mean Nicholas Cage?
Me: NO.
I...thought everyone in Australia knew Our Nick. I am shocked that someone does not. I go now to eat blackest Vegemite and contemplate the vastness of human ignorance...
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