Yesterday, I saw a naked man.
Naked men don't feature largely in my life, so there was a certain amount of snorting and giggling involved, being that I was on a train, and he was walking down the sidewalk of a street alongside the train tracks. He seemed quite happy, in that he was striding wide and swinging his arms with much gusto.
And then, because I've been in my job too long, I thought-
WILFUL AND OBSCENE EXPOSURE IN PUBLIC PLACE
-which is offence code 139somethingsomething, and proceeded to write the narrative:
BATAD RP obs u/k off walking easterly along street beside trainline b/w 4gb and 4mm. off obs to be totally naked. off n/k to rp. Nil other wit, nil susp. Nil further. Enq pending.
I probably should have actually reported it. There's a lot of elderly folk along that road. Wouldn't like to think any of them had a weak heart.