This week several people around me confessed to having dreams about sex. Some of them had more than one in a single night.
Yesterday I dreamed that a hostile foreign army filled the woods around my lovely summer palace and proceeded to slay everyone around with a torrent of arrows. I had to learn to fly to stay alive.
This morning I dreamed that assassins were out to get Michelle Obama, but instead of shooting her, they shot me. In the butt.
I'm getting the short end of the stick here.
Can I get a swapsies? Who do I speak to about this?