Sunday, October 25, 2009

When in doubt, flee the country.

Bags are packed, Tim Tams purchased, and I know where my passport is. I would take my heart to San Francisco, in order to leave it there, but I can't find it. Clearly, I did not keep it in a safe place, like my passport.

For those I am going to be seeing for the first time in years, or in fact for the first time at all, here is a true-to-life-taken-right-this-second depiction of the front of my face:



So now you have no excuse not to recognise me (and are free to flee on sight, I'm considerate like that).

The rest of you, keep the internet warm while I'm out.

Now, tally ho! What!
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3 comments:

  1. David Moles25/10/09 18:28

    Bon voyage. Apologies in advance for U.S. Customs & Border Protection.

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  2. Gillian26/10/09 02:21

    Have a wonderful trip.

    Bring back many books and give them all to me in a fit of absent-mindedness.

    I thought you left your heart in a secret ninja place in Japan and that your penguin army stole your passport to keep you from leaving the country. I'm likely to be wrong, though Today is a day I am often wrong.

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  3. Anonymous26/10/09 04:14

    THE PENGUIN ARMY EXISTS IN A TEMPORAL ABNORMALITY AND THEREFORE ALWAYS COEXISTS WITH SIRTESSA ATOMS IN ANOTHER CONTINUUM. - MacCraw

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