Fucking WARPATH
Someone just tried to get into our backyard.
My brother heard the gate open. All I heard was him thumping around as he turned on all the outside lights, threw open the back door and grabbed his cricket bat. Then he came and got me and we both went tearing out the front door, torch and bat in hand. If we had hackles they'd be all the way up.
I've processed too many police reports to tolerate some lowlife lazy fucker on MY territory.
Excuse me while I go prowl around in a seething miasma of pissed-off-ed-ness.
*pets* You get 'em, tiger.
ReplyDelete*holds up cherrywood cudgel in support*
*petpetpet*
ReplyDeleteIt's easy when there's two of you.
they weren't trying to cut up your hose were they? ;)
ReplyDeleteHeh. No. He was going for the garage, actually.
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