Thursday, June 08, 2006

Hair In The Now Frontier

:: It's REALLY COLD.

:: Short hair merely means irritating in new and unexpected ways.

:: The general reaction at work is wide eyes, grab the back of my head, and cry "Oh my god your beautiful hair!" And then a very quick "But it looks good." The addon is making me paranoid, and I'm starting to think it looks shyte.

:: BEDHAIR. WHAT BRIGHT SPARK THOUGHT UP THAT IDEA. I LOOK LIKE A RUDDY GREAT TRICERATOPS.

Further Adventures With Dot Points

:: Racoons are cute and heartbreaking.

:: I had a week off. I was so relaxed. Two days of typing for 8 hours and my shoulders are killing me. It alarms me that I've been walking around with muscles this stiff and sore and thinking it natural.

:: It's really cold.

:: Amazon, if I specify 'few shipments as possible', I do NOT mean ship them one at a time. Within 40 minutes of each other. I have to pay for every single one of those transactions, plus the exchange rate conversion fee. Bad Amazon, bad.

:: NO! I AM SPARTACUS!

:: All you kids going to Conflux, remember to always use protection. All you kids running Conflux, remember to always use protection. And lube. You'll need plenty of that for things to flow smoothly.

:: Don't look at me like that.

:: It's really cold.

6 comments:

  1. I imagine no hair *is* a shock, but it still looks good. :)

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  2. Whether it looks good or not, people always freak out when you take off more than six inches of hair. I got double takes for a week. Fortunately, bed hair was NOT a problem for me, because it's so thick, but I bet you'd scare off Bloody Mary in the middle of the night. :D

    /flees!

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  3. I concur re: bed head. I look, every damn day, like I lost a fight with a weedeater, and it requires a shower and intense cursing to make it do what I want again. Ask Jaime. She got to watch.

    Also, your hair is gorgeous like that. People do tend to flip out when you cut it, and I don't get that. It's my damn hair, I'll do what I want with it. Long; short; brunette; bleach-blonde; flamingly red; spiked; whatever. For what it's worth, I suspect I'll have to forcibly restrain myself dragging you off to a secluded corner in Anaheim, so take that as you will. *g*

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  4. Growing your hair out again will make the Scissor Monster angry. Won't someone think of the Scissor Monster?

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  5. "All you kids running Conflux, remember to always use protection. And lube. You'll need plenty of that for things to flow smoothly."

    Bugger. That's what we forgot.

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  6. Actually, I'm unhappy with my hair right now because I have no idea how to...er...control it? Use it? Wear it? I have to learn this new head, and it's shitting me.

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