Some of us do peculiar things while we sleep, such as talk or fight or walk or make sandwiches etc etc etc. Some of us even snore. I have only been accused of snoring. On occasion. That said, I have from time to time found evidence of a rather peculiar nocturnal activity. That is to say, on waking, I have on occasion found evidence of what appears to be earwax (really thick orange gross earwax) beneath my finger nail. It would appear that my unconscious is taking care of my aural hygiene while I am not driving the body.
This is kind of weird.
Albeit not actually of any concern. Just a little bit gross.
This hasn't happened for a little while, and I had completely forgotten about this bizarre behaviour until today. I was changing the sheets on my bed and discovered a small colony of what appears to be earwax (really thick orange gross earwax) crusted on my cotton blanket.
I can only conclude that my unconscious noted that I had noted its activities due to the physical traces it left behind, and concluded that the best way to continue operations was to somehow negate these traces, ergo, covering my finger with the blanket so that the result of such nocturnal excavations would not be so readily apparent in my fingernails.
This is also kind of weird.
And a little bit irritating, given that earwax stains, and blankets are far more hassle to clean.
Dear Unconscious, I hope you are listening. Stop that shit.
The time to put your conscious analytical mind to work is on the practice ground not on the golf course. In practice you can work with your coach on swing mechanics which you may need to change in order to simplify your swing and get more consistency. If you use your analytical mind on the golf course and try to force a good swing out of yourself things are going to go pear shaped rather quickly and you may end up throwing your score card in the nearest trash can in disgust.
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