I dreamed I was kidnapped by guerilla horticulturalists and forced to tend to plants, day and night, and learn nusery fu. They were very strict, but I learned a lot, and woke with a greater understanding of my ignorance when it comes to plants. There was one fruit, a cross between a tomato, a chilli and a strawberry, that I grew very fond of, and spent most of my energy attempting to steal/eat.
My brother, on discovering that I said "guerilla horticulturalists" and not "gorilla horticulturalists", was very disappointed.
For some reason I can't stop laughing.
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