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Someone just hit this blog by googling the phrase "space sphincter". My life is complete.

I, Claudius & Claudius the God by Roberg Graves, and Vampire Hunter D vol 4: Tale of the Dead Town by Hideyuki Kikuchi, translated by...

THE SIR TESSA USA ’06 TOUR – DAY 1 Melbourne -> Auckland -> Los Angeles -> Seattle Ugh. If there is a hell, if hell is personalized...

Morris Ze Dinosaur surveys the Mountains of Puppy Dogs I had a bed, once.

PLUTO WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET TO ME.

I wandered out to find a flat head screwdriver, and when I came back, my DVD tray was open. Apparently my computer can read minds.

Hydrate or Die I have remembered how to use my computer. I have remembered all my passwords. Photos have been downloaded, but I'll nee...

Hello, my freaky darlings. I am home.

two shirt sleeves waving as we go by Everybody, this is Morris. Morris, this is everybody. Morris will be accompanying me on my travels, a...

Untitled (Working Title) I hate packing. Not that I haven't said that before. I have packed one and a half times, and tomorrow, I'l...

Fuck. This. Horse. Shit. I don't deal well with being sick, because it's very rare that I am. Headaches, I know exactly where I sta...

Learning Sometimes Sucks Discovery: Stress-induced periods suck. 1. Periods suck in general. 2. Unexpected periods, say, two weeks before ...

The Answer To That Question I Didn't Mean To Ask I need to stop posting at 1am. I need to stay up till 4am at the very least. Can'...

Spartacus - Howard Fast That cover is incorrect. The gladiators were made to fight naked, and Varinia is blond. Nor, I might add, does Ki...

London Revenant - Conrad Williams So my mouth and nose aren't the same shape, and my eyes are open. And I'm not the cover of a hor...

Shadows and Ice: Kicking Arse Comic Style 'Shadows and Ice' was an internet moniker I made up when I was 16. In the throes of adole...

And so it was that on the 25th day of the 6th month, 20 days after her 25th birthday, Sir Tessa found her first grey hair. Nay, let it not b...

Where ever I may roam I arrive in Seattle 6pm on the 29th of July. I'll be sick. I'll spend that first night crawling between bed ...

WHAM! YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED! SUCKA! (ZZZ hunting. Skip as necessary.) The dream started normally. I was some wizard scubadiver from a wood...

Hair In The Now Frontier :: It's REALLY COLD. :: Short hair merely means irritating in new and unexpected ways. :: The general reaction ...